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Leftovers
You sent me a lot of the Christmas images to post in the Femulator slot below... so many that I had a small backlog by the time the big day arrived. So before the Christmas cheer wears off and the...
View ArticleMy Favorite Angel
Who was your favorite angel?In my opinion, Farrah Fawcett had more fans than the other two angels combined. She had the hair, she had the poster and she had the most publicity.Despite Farrah’s...
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Wearing JoieEric Stonestreet femulates Meghan Markle on television's Modern Family.
View ArticleSticking My Neck Out
I have sun damage on the sides of my neck.All of the foundations I have used only cover the damage temporarily and sooner or later (usually sooner), the red skin shows through.Visiting Sephora a few...
View ArticleGodzilla Vs. Frankenstein
When I was five years old, my Mom took my sister and I to the State Theater in Waterbury to see Godzilla, King of the Monsters! When we arrived at the State, the line of people buying tickets extended...
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Wearing MorileeAlec Baldwin femulating for television's Saturday Night Live
View ArticleGo West, Young Woman
Since the demise of the Payless shoe store chain, I have received emails asking what do I do now to put new shoes on my feet.I miss Payless. Their prices were very reasonable, they had stores...
View ArticleTuesday Shorts
Over the weekend I received an advertisement email from ShopBAZAAR, which featured the image above.There are a lot of mixed messages being sent in that image. I studied it for awhile and I am not sure...
View ArticleMy Not So Secret Identity
When I was closeted, my secret identity was a well-kept secret. People who knew Stana, only knew Stana and people who knew Stan, only knew Stan.After I left the closet, people who only knew Stan, now...
View ArticleIn my neck of the woods
Across the street from my home is about 5000 acres of forested land. Most of it is owned by a nearby municipality's reservoir company. A smaller portion is owned by a local hunting club.Either way, I...
View ArticleBarn Back
Good news, girls!I received a text on Saturday informing me that Dressbarn is back with an online store.I perused their website and noticed that the selection is limited – nowhere near the selection...
View ArticleThe Great Purge of 1983
I have been femulating for most of my life and I only purged once, so I called it “The Great Purge of 1983.”In the trans timeline, 1983 was Mesozoic. There was no Internet and there was very little...
View ArticleWoden's Day
Giving Thanks Dept.I want to publicly thank my readers who have contributed to my Coffee Break fund. Your contributions help to keep this blog free of advertisements and gives me an incentive to keep...
View ArticleDress Code
Seven years ago when I was still working, Human Resources sent an e-mail titled “Dress Code.”We expect you to report for work in appropriate attire. The image projected by personnel is important to our...
View ArticleMy Dream Job
When I was a kid, adults often asked me (just like they probably asked you), “What do you want to be when you grow up?”I would answer with a definitive, “I dunno.”In reality, I knew what I wanted to be...
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Wearing MadeleineDrew Pillsbury femulates in a 1994 episode of television’s Married With Children.
View ArticleAaron Hernandez
Friday night, I watched all three episodes of Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez, a Netflix documentary that examines how Aaron Hernandez went from a pro football star to a convicted killer. (I...
View ArticleShort Shorts
Good News About Shoes Dept.A number of readers relayed the following news to me. (Thank-you, all.)“Payless said in a news release on Thursday that it has emerged from Chapter 11 bankruptcy with a plan...
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