Hello Stana,
Thanks for all your time and effort producing your blog. If I may, I would like to make a critical observation on something you wrote recently that I think will benefit readers and offer all your readers some advice that could be very useful.
Recently, you mentioned making a set of boobs with the assistance of birdseed! Honestly, this approach was acceptable many, many years ago when there was no realistic alternative – but nowadays, there are so many realistic breast forms available, it is a minefield knowing which gorgeous accessory to choose and where to spend our money.
Equally, some breast forms are so expensive that for some of us, they are out of our budget or the expenditure cannot be justified. Therefore, anyone would be forgiven for taking your advice and exploring the birdseed option.
I would like to suggest an alternative that will consign the birdseed option to history (where it belongs – please do not feel offended!) and be a viable choice for many transgirls - balloons.
I am sure many of us have tried party balloons before, but their downside is that they puncture easily and are mostly on the small size.
There is available a large balloon that is used to send meteorological equipment into the stratosphere. These meteorological balloons are by nature of the task for which they are designed, manufactured to exacting standards from materials that are tough, resistant and durable. They can be inflated with air to enormous size – a property that doesn’t interest us as we intend to fill them with water – but it demonstrates how capable they are. They come in various uninflated sizes and what you need to decide is which one to choose, rather like which size of cup do you need.
What you are trying to achieve is as follows:
- Fill the balloon with water so that it stays floppy and does not start to become round in shape.
- Tie a simple loose knot and DO NOT cut the end off. A knot is safer than string, which may cut the balloon.
- Slip into your bra and check the required shape and fullness.
- If you need more/less ‘bust’ remove, undo the knot and add/remove water.
- Repeat this process until you are happy with the result.
- Do the same for your other boob, but in order to create a matching pair, weigh your first one and then accurately measure out an equal amount of water for the second one. This is best done in a jug, but remember to allow for the weight of the jug. Use a funnel to make pouring easier.
- When you are finally happy with the cup size, make sure you expel all air (to avoid watery sounds when you move) before tying the final knot which needs to be secure. Still do not cut the end off the balloon. You may wish to make alterations later. Also, it is possible to devise various methods to secure the balloon end and anchor the "balloobs" in your bra to stop them falling out.
- I would suggest going for the natural color that is almost like a skin tone, otherwise white would do.
- Before wearing, I suggest warming balloobs in the washbasin, but if you don’t they soon reach body temperature.
- A search on the Internet for meteorological balloons will bring up many sites. Prices can be way over $150 (£100), but you should be able to find a suitable balloon for $15-$20 (£10-£15). The only considerations really are color and more importantly, uninflated size.
- They may contain latex and if you have an allergy. then consider making a pocket in your bra to keep them away from your skin.
- The balloons are manufactured to be highly durable and tough so you should be able to lie on them without fear of bursting, but do watch out for any protruding under wires from your bra.
- I am still on my first pair of balloobs that I made almost 20 years ago. They can lose a bit of water in time and it is a good idea to wash them after wearing in warm soapy water to keep the hygiene level up.
- Finally, I can add that if you have only experienced birdseed or socks for a breast shape, your balloobs will feel quite amazing and worth the time and effort.
Regards and Best Wishes,
Catherine
(If you are interested in birdseed breast forms, the recipe appears at the end of this post. – Stana)
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| Drag Ball in the UK, circa 1970. |