His, Hers & Ours Dept.
Not To Do List Dept.
I am a womanless beauty pageant snob. Here is a list of things that cause me to discount a contestant in a womanless beauty pageant.
👠 Facial hair
👠 Leg hair
👠 Arm hair especially underarm hair (yuck!)
👠 Male haircut (rather than wearing a wig or styling male hair in a feminine manner)
👠 Cheap Halloween wig
👠 Male footwear
👠 Bare feet
👠 Flip-flops
👠 Fondling his fake breasts or worse, fondling another contestant’s fake breasts
👠 Balloons as fake breasts that are clearly visible as balloons
👠 Acting like a buffoon
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| Wearing Boston Proper |
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| Rachel out and about ordering a drink |