During the game, Uncle Terry remarked, “Someone needs a bra.”
Tony’s Dad was Uncle Terry’s kid brother and he always listened to his older brother. So returning home after the picnic, Tony’s Dad asked Tony’s Mom to take Tony to Macy’s to buy a bra.
The next day, Tony’s Mom picked him up after school and drove to Macy’s. As they entered Macy’s lingerie department, a sales associate named Jamie greeted Tony and his Mom .
“What can I do for you today?” Jamie asked.
“My son needs to get fitted for a bra,” Tony’s Mom replied
“I’ll need to take your son’s measurements, so please follow me to the dressing room,” said Jamie.
Tony followed Jamie to an empty stall in the dressing room, then Jamie told Tony to take off his top.
Tony did as he was told, Jamie took his measurements and then told Tony to wait while he found some bras for Tony to try on.
Jamie returned with an armful of bras and by process of elimination, Tony was fitted with a bra.
At the Independence Day family picnic, Jamie ended up on the Skins team again, but was not embarrassed because he wore his bra throughout the game – just like his uncles, cousins and Dad, who were also on the Skins team.
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| Femulating prisoners-of-war in the 1937 film Grand Illusion. |