In boy mode, I went to the dry cleaners to drop off the dress I wore Saturday night. A guy about my age, maybe older waited on me.
"Can I help you?"
"I need this dress cleaned and pressed."
The cleaner picked up the dress, inspected it, then did the paperwork. As he handed me a receipt, he jokingly remarked, "I assume this is your wife's dress and not yours."
I was surprised by his remark and did not know what to say, so I just smiled.
The dress will be ready later this week. I think I will pick it up during my lunch hour on Halloween.
Actor Rupert Everett femulating on the 2009 British film St. Trinian’s 2.
Wearing Trina Turk (left) and Slate & Willow (right).