The only times I did not mind grocery shopping is when I shopped en femme. On those occasions, I was doing something else en femme and had to make a side trip for groceries.
For example, on one occasion, after attending a conference, I promised to pick up a few things on the way home.
During 15 minutes of going up and down the aisles of Stop & Shop, I noticed three or four guys checking me out, but no one else paid much attention to me until I queued up to check out. After I emptied my shopping cart onto the conveyor belt, I noticed the woman ahead of me look down at my shoes, a pair of nude pumps with 4-inch heels. Then she looked at me and remarked, “You are a brave woman to wear those heels to go grocery shopping!”
An episode like that puts grocery shopping in a new light! Perhaps, I should always go grocery shopping en femme.
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| Patriotic chorus girl femulators in the 1943 film This Is the Army. View the film here. |